E2G WOULD LIKE YOU TO KNOW:

Earls 2 Gearls is just two brothers and a much older guy from a weird part of Florida who became a boy band sensation after we all passed out from heat exhaustion in our 1994 Mickey Mouse Club auditions and woke up in the future. E2G is Justan, Donnie and Y2Kaleb and we are so proud to exist in a liminal space between teenage retroheterofantasia and non-binary trans pop extravaganza. E2G writes and sings all our own songs, and the only thing auto tuned is our personalities, Gearl. We’re busy working with our momager @fantasygrandma on a whole album of original #1 hit pop songs for u, but we still managed to be Top Three in Cake Boys Takes the Cake and Battle Of The Boy Bands and ur #1 boyfriends 4 eva and eva.

Photo by Erin Teresa

E2G is writing a musical in the style of a concert and working to create interactive, karaoke-style music videos to fulfill the ultimate boy band promise of giving every fan their own personal boyfriend.

If you know you don’t want to miss this (and you know you don’t), reserve your spot now so we know you’re coming! Suggested donation is $25, but if you’re strapped, we have a Pay What You Can policy so you can make a custom donation at our donor portal via the button below. Just enter a custom amount in the “Make a Donation” box. Want to pay it forward for someone who can’t? Make an additional gift with your ticket purchase! Thanks!

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